Jargon

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that’s creativity.
-Charles Mingus

“Our fully-functional solution is best-in-breed and its robust feature set will ensure maximum ROI!”

Great, what the heck does it do?

I made that up, but it’s not that much of an exaggeration.

I actively look for new opportunities, programs, and services for my company. I have to laugh at the language some companies use to describe their services. Man, just tell me what you do!